Writer and Editor- Finley Little

Zine Illustrator- Asia Kazub

Logo Illustrator- Bethan Jones

Lead Human Resourcer- Kalafel the Hunter

Admin Team Leader- Ogarth Widow-Maker

Bottle Imp- Gitromitus Ozempodium

Senior Re-tailer- Capernicus the Wise Rat

Assistant Re-tailer- Polybius the Lesser Wise Rat

Trainee Re-Tailer- Tutilus the Novice Rat

Re-Tail Safety Officer- Myo the Short-Sighted Mole

Casual Loop Officer- William P Blair Esq

Senior Advisor to Grandfather Paradoxes- Edmund R Thatch the 4th and 1st

Fermi Paradox Trip Schedueler- Young Dick Winters

Quantum Physics Expert- Giggles

Gods- Aeuthon, Karamazu, Ganwin, [she who is nameless but always to be mentioned], Brttrtttrttt and The Northern Lights

Personifications- The Archivists of Fiction Can Be Strange and Ghosts of any long forgotten interns